If any cops want to drop some brutality on these dumb asses blowing air horns I won't say anything.
Throwing all my scrap wood out and it looks like I'm trying to burn down a street light.
For Sale: Used Nightmares
This dude fishes fish
Every time I turn around, this guy turns around and does this. I'm pretty sure I'm being followed.
I could see this backfiring
So far, so good.
Three years ago, on Memorial Day, I met this beautiful, brilliant woman. I have been challenging life to produce a more fortunate, lasting stroke of good luck since then. If you ask me, it's not possible. There are ups and downs we all experience in life. Time goes by too fast. Braving the storm beside a person with the elegance, loyalty and humor of @tuesdaymundy reminds me what the point of it all is. If this world were a kind and just one, then we would all be paired up with an angel like her. It isn't though, and for that reason I give greater thanks to whatever magic brought us together. I sincerely wish you all a fraction of the happiness she has given me, because it is a blinding light.
Goodnight and good luck.
Even the litter in Brooklyn is pretentious.
Larry Flint's esteemed alma mater
It's a machine that generates an artificial wind! The power of nature has finally been harnessed and tamed by man!!!
Time to dork up for summer!
Liberal Nanny State #ThanksObama
One of those, "why don't I live here" Austin pictures
Two cites, eleven shows should add up to one album. Gonna be a hoot!
The only thing standing between you and your fortune might be having the balls to charge $108 dollars for a fucking butter dish.