I'm NOT in favor of terrorism! I'm just saying IF it were to happen, certain things might be less sad to have blow up than others. #VMAs2015
"Just write the facts and throw in a few butt holes. We're targeting a pretty basic audience."
Oh, I get it. Kind of offensive, but I get the joke.
Agreed. However, this does imply that at one point the goal at the Houston airport WAS cancer.
11 days until my shows in Austin, TX. I'm giving a free download of my album and book to everyone who attends. Please spread the word and thank you for your support! Link to the club and tickets in my bio.
Come...climb into the pond. She is fresh and you may watch the Dish Network as your back is magically healed! Come to the pond. No?
Throwing all my scrap wood out and it looks like I'm trying to burn down a street light.
For Sale: Used Nightmares
This dude fishes fish
Every time I turn around, this guy turns around and does this. I'm pretty sure I'm being followed.
I could see this backfiring
So far, so good.
Three years ago, on Memorial Day, I met this beautiful, brilliant woman. I have been challenging life to produce a more fortunate, lasting stroke of good luck since then. If you ask me, it's not possible. There are ups and downs we all experience in life. Time goes by too fast. Braving the storm beside a person with the elegance, loyalty and humor of @tuesdaymundy reminds me what the point of it all is. If this world were a kind and just one, then we would all be paired up with an angel like her. It isn't though, and for that reason I give greater thanks to whatever magic brought us together. I sincerely wish you all a fraction of the happiness she has given me, because it is a blinding light.
Goodnight and good luck.
Even the litter in Brooklyn is pretentious.
Larry Flint's esteemed alma mater
It's a machine that generates an artificial wind! The power of nature has finally been harnessed and tamed by man!!!