Comedian. Writer. Maker Of Things.
: Memorial Day won't be nearly as somber in the future when our military is comprised solely of robots.
about 20 minutes ago
Cocktails are all the rage right now, but it's 2016, think we can get a better word than, "jigger"? "Little cup", maybe?
about 39 minutes ago
about 18 hours ago
My debut comedy album + book (with lots of comedic illustrations) comes out on 6/5/16. Email PaulOddoPreOrders@gmail.com to reserve a 1st edition copy! Thank you for all of your support
If this war is about how stupid the idea of pierced teeth is, then I'm IN and I'm on team blue face!
One of those "manspreaders" uses my bank! Can I be a blogger now?
This is Cherry.
My first repost! #yikes @filmshortage I play an asshole bartender in @fodiddley short film, Yikes. A role I have been preparing for via method acting for years
You damn right (☕️ (cmon))
My new Grindr profile pic
At the mall
Mecca of 'Murica #murica
If only we cared about each other as much as we cared about our own asses. #delicate #greatestgeneration
God damn right, Dollar Store. Lost two men on the trail this month. Think the crew's earned 'em some Sassafras. Toss in a sack o them Wil' Cherrys too! Thank'ee
Any Bruce will do!
Best new Xmas decoration I've seen this year. I'm calling it the, "Oh shit Santa! My husband is home!"
A few more drinks and I think I'll go break my arm. #merrychristmas
Behold, the Oppenheimer of margarita machines. For the drunken maniac on your list.
Sorry Ray. The retouch budget all went to J-Lo. Tell you what! We'll make you blue! Good? You're the best! Loved you in The Godfather!
If anybody sees David, show him this.
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